One of the best court exchanges ever

The Attorney and the Brain

Courtroom exchange of the day

attorney and court

 

This was an exchange between the attorney and a doctor in America over a murder victim.

 


Attorney ….. Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

Witness …… No.

Attorney ….. Did you check for blood pressure?

Witness …… No.

Attorney ….. Did you check for breathing?

Witness …… No.

Attorney ….. So, then is it possible, that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

Witness …… No.

Attorney ….. How can you be so sure doctor?

Witness …… Because his brain was sitting by my desk in a jar.

Attorney ….. But could the patient still been alive, nevertheless?

Witness …… Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law!


 

You have to be careful just who you meet in a bar

 

lawyer or attorney

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, “Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn’t matter to me.

I’ve been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.”

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded,
“No kidding. I’m a lawyer too. What firm are you with?”

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